Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly attempted throw something to a massive crocodile. Witnesses claim that Trump perhaps got a little a bit personal with the beast, causing some raised eyebrows. The {entireaffair was captured on video, and the footage have rapidly gone trending online.
- The reason for this encounter is unknown
- chose Alcatraz
- but some speculate that he wastesting his bravery
Hot off the Press: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President T.D. has faced off against a pack of super creepy lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
A nervous pool boy claim to have seen the former leader fighting with the creatures, wielding a silver spoon. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from a bewildered Secret Service agent.
Stay tuned for more updates on this bizarre event!
Big T's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Tweeter-in-Chief is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, packing his best suits. He's even rumored to be build a wall around Alcatraz during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
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Gator Jail? Definitely, Declares the Donald
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. more info This situation down in Florida is gettin' ridiculous. They got these crocodiles runnin' wild. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em wander around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta get tough of these creatures. That's why I say we gotta build a special prison - Alcatraz for alligators, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' care of problems.
- MAGA!
The Don's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical fundraiser, folks. The Commander-in-Chief himself is hitting the glades on a wild adventure. That's right, we're talking about Trumpbattling beastly reptiles. Sources say he's packing his favorite hat and expecting a challenge. Will he run screaming back to the White House? Only time will tell!
Can You Believe This?! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are seriously gonna want to hear about this! The Donald himself, former Prez Trump, has decided to embark on a wild journey. He's swapping his golf clubs for some serious grit and is diving into a pen full of hungry alligators! Sources say that this whole thing was his idea.
What could possibly go wrong?? Only time will reveal.